Experts concur that this was no random event. Munster tracks and plans its hits with surgical precision. No fancy traps. No gimmicks. Nonetheless, it is relentlessly bloodthirsty. Experts estimate the operation has been two years (or more) in the making, during which fellow "surgeons" were quietly lured into a worldwide web that includes Saicos, Charly García, The Zeros, Orquesta Makabeo, and others.No sound is safe. No silence is silent. No pulse is impossible. So what's next?
Some experts report: “Victims are swallowed whole, injected with toxins that keep them alive, and then meticulously examined over an undefined, painfully drawn-out period.“ To what end?
"Brain Damage can happen to anyone, especially those carrying a certain curious gene we've been tracking," recounts Iñigo Pastor. "It's raw, incredibly rare, and traceable to 1979, where we've identified the first known incident. Never before in that hemisphere had punk and new wave traits been found so tightly intertwined in a single specimen."
The MD's all come from an island deeply rooted in salsa and Latin grooves, making the emergence of this infectious strain even more baffling. In rare interviews, band members admit to traces of influence from The Police, Talking Heads, The Kinks, a little-known de-evolutionary band, Elvis Costello, and even MC5. Even stranger, an extraordinary chain of events brought an English teacher together with these teenage musicians. The result? An actual non fictional SCHOOL OF ROCK in the making.
Below is the only known photograph of the creature, captured under extremely dark conditions. It remains the clearest evidence investigators have been able to obtain. Be warned, If you recognize, possess additional information, or suspect you may have been exposed, contact the authorities immediately and share this report.
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